We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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