Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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