You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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