they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
There are leaves in my underwear?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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