Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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