I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My ATM looks so different sober.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Randomize
