Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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