Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
dude. I can hear the air.
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