I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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