Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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