I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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