This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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