Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
