The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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