Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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