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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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