I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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