they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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