actually, I'm a sock model
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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