You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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