Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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