Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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