I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Drunk is not a location!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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