the day after is always just damage control
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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