the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
how drunk are you?
Several
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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