Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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