let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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