It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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