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You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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