I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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