Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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