only if we run a train.
done.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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