We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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