I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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