have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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