Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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