we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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