Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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