So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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