She is in my trunk
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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