I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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