Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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