Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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