Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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