I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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