i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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