I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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