He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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