Umm I'm too high to move.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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