I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You ruined the universe
Randomize
