I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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