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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you definitely held a convo with a hobo

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

we have a secret handshake

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(443): View more from Maryland

And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes

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(773): View more from Illinois

I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it

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(513): View more from Ohio

woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

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me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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(208): View more from Idaho

this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"

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(423): View more from Tennessee

my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?

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(817): View more from Texas

The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.

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(705): View more from Ontario

IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!

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Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.

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