Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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