that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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