Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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