I accidentally had phone sex last night
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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